One Weird Trick For Generating Clickbait

Hint: It Involves GPT-3

I got access to GPT-3 thinking that I'd use it to generate game content, but the only entertaining thing I've managed to do so far is generate a bunch of chumbox-style clickbait headlines. Here are my 200 favorites (I generated a lot...) combined with random photos from Google Image Search. I removed many of them for being too boring, and some for being genuinely offensive, but I didn't make any changes to the text of the ones below. They're all straight out of the insane mind of GPT-3.

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